*Former Residence: Next door to the Simpsons
Current Residence: Heaven
Obituary: Maude Flanders, beloved wife and mother, went to be with the lord when six T-shirts fired from a bazooka knocked her off the bleachers at the Springfield Speedway. The tightly-rolled shirts where intended for Homer J. Simpson, but they hit Maude instead, as she returned to her top-row seat. The sixty-foot fall did not kill Maude instantly. However, paramedics where blocked from entering the speedway and resuscitating her by an illegally parked car belonging to Homer J. Simpson. Maude is survived by her husband, Ned, and her two sons, Rod and Tod. In lieu of flowers, the Flanders family has asked that you pray for the salvation of Mr. Simpson's soul, Lest he burn in Hell for all eternity for what he did.
Favorite Movie: Lifetime Channel: The Movie
*Source: Back of card