*Pet Peeve: When Reverend Lovejoy spends too much "quality time" with his trains.
Bio: Growing up in a little house on the prairie, where the only pastimes a young woman had where bailing hay and fixing the hay bailing machine, Helen fought off boredom by keeping herself up to date on the personal affairs of her neighbors. When a dashing young bible salesman from Springfield named Timothy Lovejoy showed up at her door, she found herself entranced by his Protestant good looks and his thrilling stories of the big city. By force of habit, Helen accidentally spread a rumor about herself and Lovejoy, and they where forced to marry.
Turn-ons: When Reverend Lovejoy uses his judgmental voice.
Favorite Topic of Gossip: Marge Simpson
*Source: Back of card