*Full Name: Gerald Samson
Number of Eyebrows: One
Bio: Born on the same day as Maggie Simpson, the grossly underfunded Springfield General Hospital had one diaper left, and it was given to Maggie. Baby Gerald was wrapped in the discount section of the Springfield Shopper. Though known for its great deals, the coupon section is not known for its absorbency, and Gerald developed a terrible rash which persists to this day. He blames Maggie for this uncomfortable condition and spends his nap times plotting revenge.
Favorite Food: Strained pork chops
Terrified of: Krusty the Clown
More Than Likely: Maggie and Gerald will marry
*Source: Back of card