*Favorite Foods: Black forest cake, marzipan joy joys, flavor wax
Bio: Uter came to Springfield from Germany, where his strict parents only allowed him to eat sweets once a year, on Helmut Newton's birthday. In America, away from parental supervision, he went on a world-class candy-eating binge that continues to this day. Due to his portly figure, funny accent, and lederhosen, Uter is a popular target of school bullies Nelson, Jimbo, Kearney, and Dolph. He has been the recipient of numerous wedgies, swirlies, Indian burns, rear admirals, noogies, and general beatings. Poor Uter has even been snapped with a towel for having "bosoms," by grown adult, Homer Simpson.
True Fact: Once ate his own diorama
Has Secret Crush On: A girl named Cookie
*Source: Back of card