*Friend of: Richard and Lewis
School Award: Most sick days used
Warning! Foods Wendell Cannot Hold Down: Pot pies, corn dogs, chili fries, roll-ups, pork pockets, mystery meat, gorditas, McRibs, scrapple, hot wings, summer sausage, head cheese, cocktail weenies, liver loaf, grits, menudo, variety meats, tapioca, secret sauce, groats, tofu, smelt, gluten, squeeze cheese, Texas toast, tater bites, horsey sauce, oatmeal, unflavored gelatin, warm broth, and anything in a boiling bag.
Wendell is quiet and keeps to himself, and is well-liked by anyone not sitting in front of or next to him on the bus.
Skin Color: Pale and getting paler
Impossible Dream: To be a stunt pilot
*Source: Back of card