*Full Name: Dolphin Starbeam
Top Three Bully Moves: The "Pink Belly", the "why Are you Hitting yourself?", and the dreaded "Rear Admiral"
Bio: The son of aging, die-hard hippies, Dolph had taken all the flower power he could stomach by the age of six. He had given peace a chance, but decided that hitting other kids was more fun. So he traded in his Birkenstocks for a pair of Doc Martins. Dolph's brutish behavior and distaste for authority eventually led him to kindred souls Kearney, Jimbo, and Nelson. Dolph can frequently be seen in the Springfield Elementary restroom, flushing the toilet while someone's head is in it.
Former Job: Camp counselor
Dislikes: Kids who fight back, uptight truant officers
*Source: Back of card