*Owner of: Stu's Disco and Disco Stu's "Can's Stop the Learning" Disco Academy.
Height without Shoes: 5'10"
Height with Shoes: 6'5"
Bio: Disco Stu was the king of the dance floor in the late '70s, but during a wild party at Club 55 (the Club for people who couldn't get into Studio 54), Stu fell into a coma due to a boogie-related accident. He woke up in the mid-'90s to find that the "Disco Sucks" movement had succeeded, and his favorite records had been banished to the oldies section of his local record store. Now a man living in a time not his own, Stu's mission is to return the world to a simpler time, when collars were long, chains were gold, and people understood the sex appeal of a color-coordinated polyester pant suit.
Favorite Village Person: Construction Worker
*Source: Back of card