*A.K.A.: Mr. Armageddon
Bio: Drederick Tatum was a shy, skinny Springfield teenager, but his life took a right turn one day, when a bully on the beach kicked sand in his face. Vowing revenge, he trained for years until he became the heavyweight champion of the Tri-City area. Drederick went back to that beach and got his revenge. He had all the sand removed and replaced it with a parking lot. Says Tatum proudly, "Those grains of sand will never hurt anyone again!" Drederick now divides his time between pulverizing opponents in and out of the boxing ring, racking in hefty prize money, and making out large checks to his manager, Lucius Sweet.
Lucrative Product Endorsements: Kelmore's Black Eyed Peas, Anderson's Ruptured Kidney Pie
*Source: Back of Card