*Bowling Team: The Stereotypes
Wife: Brandine
Children: Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermot, Jordan, Taylor, Brittany, Wesley, Rumor, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Katlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ian, Lauren, Q-Bert, and Phil
Bio: A fifth generation dirt farmer, Cletus spends his off-hours whittling "Piney Babies" for his kids, managing a successful chain of moonshine stills, and shooting at IRS agents. He is also a good provider for his ever-burgeoning family and can often be found picking up dinner from the middle of rural roads outside Springfield.
Social Faux Pas: Once showed up at a party with the same tattoo as another guest (Snake).
*Source: Back of card