*Bio: A server at Joe's Exotic Cafe, home of "Topless dancing and Bottomless Coffee." Brandine is a working mom who always manages to find time for her children and devoted husband, Cletus. Occasionally, she gets a moment to herself and takes the opportunity to relax with one of her many hobbies. Favorite Pastimes include: painting black velvet portraits of televangelists and working on her collection of squashed frogs that resemble dead presidents.
Weird Coincidence (or Shameful Secret?): Brandine's maiden name is also Del Roy.
Fashion Statement: Boots found hanging on telephone wire combined with moderately burnt active wear.
Mother of: 26 children
Pet Peeve: Snooty elementary school graduates
*Source: Back of card