*Favorite Meal: Brunch
Favorite Emotion: Anticipation
Bio: Jacques worked his way through college as a bowling hustler and now teaches bowling while hustling attractive female pupils. A man with a ravenous sexual appetite, he has no compunction when it comes to eating off another man's plate. Marge Simpson was to be his ultimate conquest, but, surprisingly, she rejected him and returned to her slovenly and dull-witted husband, Homer. Jacques can now be found drinking heavily next to the ball shiner at Barney's Bowl-a-rama.
Pet Peeves: The unromantic ambience of "Rock 'N' Bowl Night"
*Source: Back of card