*Bio: The duo began their career in Bavaria performing at children's parties, but suffered a scandal when Gunter "accidentally" made Ernst's pants disappear. Under intense pressure from The German League of Decency, they fled to America in search of tolerance. Now beloved superstars, they preform nightly in Las Vegas where their special brand of magic and animal abuse is enjoyed by millions of gamblers and drunks.
Proudest Achievement: As President and Secretary of the local Magician's Union, Instated a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy for magic tricks.
Major Expenses: Burmese Tiger chow, Ernst's abuse of the hotel honor bar.
Occupational Hazard: Glare from rhinestones on jumpsuits enrages Burmese Tigers
*Source: Back of card