*Closest Friend: Barney Gumble
Bio: Due to the highly unrealistic sound of his name, Joey Jo Jo Jr. has been turned down for every major credit card and has never been able to make a hotel reservation or open a bank account. He has considered legally changing his name, but it would mean being cut out of his grandfather's will and losing his claim to the Shabbadoo fortune. Occasionally, Joey Jo Jo Jr. can be found sitting on a stool at Moe's Tavern, trying to drown his moniker-related sorrows and dreaming of the day when he'll receive his inheritance and change his name to I.P. Freely.
Other Springfieldians with Fake Sounding Names: John Q. Public, Guy Incognito, Bill Somethingorother, Kelly Fakename, Hugh Jass
*Source: Back of card