*Age: Can play 20-45
Real Name: Clara Hosenfrauen
Hobbies: Kicking butt and taking names (names are to book butt-kickings for a later date)
Bio: After a featured role in the hit Swedish sit-com "House of Glum" Clara went on to co-star with Rainier Wolfcastle as McBabe, the sidekick to his McBain in three of their biggest hits, "Escape From Newark" "An Affair to Dismember" and "Having a Gunderful Time, Wish You Where Dead." She now works in Hollywood as a nanny under the name "McBabysitter."
Can Bench Press: 400 Lbs.
Favorite Snack Treat: Chocolate-covered Steroids
*Source: Back of card