*Favorite Song: "The Joker" by The Steve Miller Band
Favorite Band: Grand Funk Railroad
Drives: A '68 Charger w/chain link steering wheel
Clubs: None
Hobbies: None
Sports: None
Yearbook Quote: "Ah, so many memories!"
Perfect Attendance: Detention Room
Talent: Making Phony Hall Passes
Greatest Ambition; To marry Marge Bouvier
Voted Most Likely to: Be responsible for some kind of natural or technological disaster
*Source: Back of card