*Favorite Food: Bacon eggs, sausage links, and risotto
Turn-ons: Belly Rubs
Turn-offs: Water over 212°F
Bio: Originally purchased for Homer Simpson's dinner, This lobster soon became a beloved over-fed house pet. He was welcomed into the Simpson family with open arms, and he responded with open claws (that closed around Marge's nose). But a well-intentioned hot bath accidentally sent Mr. Pinchy to the Big Aquarium in the Sky.
Genus: Homarus Americanus
Owner's Genus: Homerus Simpsonus
Other Springfield resident with Nickname "Mr. Pinchy": Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
*Source: Back of card