*Bio: Stuart replaced Homer Simpson for a breif time as Safety Inspector of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Prior to that, he served a a model for the animators of the Itchy & Scratchy cartoon series. The fruits of his labors at Itchy & Scratchy Studios may be seen in the award-winning cartoon, "Duck and Cover."
Exercise Routine: Swimming in the company toilets
Dislikes: Hungry co-workers brandishing orange sauce
Currently: Retired and flying south
*Source: Back of card