*Come-on Line: "Call me Serpico, because I'd love to go undercover with you!"
Part-time Job: Pin Polisher at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama
Sports: After School Varsity Penny-Pinching Team
Clubs: Bob Fosse Tap Dance Appreciation Society
Yearbook Quote: "I swear I had pants on when I got here!"
Talent: Can belch the lead guitar riff from "Smoke on the Water"
Ambitions: To work for the Space Program or become a world-famous brain surgeon
Voted Most Likely to: Talk to Leprechauns
*Source: Back of card