*Worst Debating Moment: Being mooned for a "Re-Butt-al" by Homer Simpson
Yearbook Quote: "Today, we stand on the threshold of tomorrow's doorway to the future."
Clubs: Debating Society, Chess Club, Backgammon Club, Model U.N., Drama League, Latin Association, Shakespeare Guild, Glee Club, Future Wine-Tasters of America
Other Activities: Yearbook Committee, Color Guard, Cheerleading Squad, Hall Monitor, Official Teacher's Pet
Honors: Class Valedictorian, Perfect Attendance Award (K-12), Winner of Spirit Week "Biggest Afro" Contest
Sports: Polo, Human Chess (King)
Voted Most Likely to: Have the means to settle a sexual harassment suit out of court
*Source: Back of card