*Rivals: The Japanese Yakuza
Bio: Fat Tony didn't grow up on the wrong side of the tracks. He grew up on the tracks. when his family's home was destroyed by the 11:45 Superchief to Capitol City, young Tony decided there was little more his parents could offer him, and left to seek his fortune with the local Mob. Working his way up from goon to henchman to head thug, Tony eventually struck out on his own and founded The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club.
Turn-ons: Cigarette delivery trucks, pinky rings, silencers, cars with lots of trunk space.
Turn-offs: Stool pigeons, TV shows about mafia bosses with problems, lack of secondary lighting in mug shots.
*Source: Back of card