*Goal-renders
Such goal-renders as the Skullrenders' Mutilato and the Soothslayers' Gorelance loom large in Splatterball defensive schemes. As the last line of defense, they guard the end (spike) zone and try to render enemy runners comatose. Their one-on-zom confrontations are decisive and, so far, the two goal-renders have survived the deadly confrontations. Mutilato and Gorelance both seem to enjoy slaughtering runners. Because of the short-term odds of survival, both are mean and nasty and ugly. *Source: Back of card