*In 1970, Birdie Basheroski was about to lose her job due to pregnancy. Then she saw an ad offering mothers-to-be frr obstetrics, good pay and "the chance to double your child's chances for success." She signed up immediately. Birdie became involved in genetic experimentation aimed at enhancing intelligence. The experiment was a success...sort of. Birdie gave birth to the Bash Brothers: two hyper-intelligent twins who think that life is only complete when they're destroying something!
Burke: "She's gonna jump. We gotta do something!"
Monroe: "Sure, but first we gotta consider the existential implications of interfering with her chosen path."
*Source: Back of card.