Lo! A plot almost unfolds!
Hold the phone! Was that some semblance of a plot?!? Not in the first eight or so pages of nonsensical Japanese club kids being recruited by Mister Miracle. No, definitely not that. That just seemed like gratuitous Morrison nonsense. And not the random John Constantine wannabe guy beating someone bloody. I don't know what that was about at all (and still don't know who the characters are). The real plot comes in from the Time Bullet and the Alpha Lanterns and all the mysteries, abductions and reveals that come from our time traveling bullet. That was all very interesting. Overall, it's still a poorly constructed single issue and has been a failure as a Big Event mini-series.