*Bio: Since his divorce from Luann, and subsequent firing from his job by her father, Kirk has managed to cobble his life back together. He now has time to pursue his lifelong dream of becoming a singer/songwriter. Since selling his first demo tape, entitled "Can I Borrow a Feeling" to Fat Tony D'Amico's company, Wink, Wink, Records, Kirk has been working on a country CD with the working title "Achy Breaky Kirk." When not in the studio, Kirk spends his time reading want ads and weeping.
Reason for Hair Loss: Excessive salt exposure from years in the cracker business
Pet Peeve: Handsome stuntmen who date his ex-wife and address him as "Jerk Van Houten"
*Source: Back of card