*Former Salesman of: Canyoneros, real estate, shoes, Coleco computers, doorbells, and automatic litter boxes
Bio: At the age of six, Gil was hired by his eight-year-old brother to run his sidewalk lemonade stand for the afternoon. By the end of the day, he had bankrupted his brother's business and drank up all the remaining inventory. since then, Gil fas managed to hold down only one job for longer then a few days. He kept his job at Red Blazer Reality for over twenty years by selling his own house to himself several thousand times. Eventually, the house was destroyed in the Great Springfield Flood of '99, and with no other sales prospects, he was fired. Gil may now be found on your doorstep, reading the want ads in the classified section of your paper before you get up in the morning.
*Source: Back of card